Dei Goindsamy!!!!!

Dude,wait let me "check in" what are we upto on Facebook!!!

Goindasamy: masalacafe - Brooklyn,NY with vaidyanathan,Pallavan,Kamadhevan and 3 others

Enda ennaya vambuku ilukareenga?

naan ketana? seriously does it bother me if you eat any shit? If it bothered I would have been in the futile list of 3 others.Dei Goindasamy tell me one thing frankly!!! India la nee restaurantuke ponadhu illaya? Then why? why me?

It would have got my earnest interest if there were any chicks in that 3 others...why do I care about doctor,dentist and sex therapist?podanga *ool.... Do you think its cool eating with these hospitals? No machi...definitely not...you are so cursed to eat with these boobyless friends of yours...I covet those bastards who roam with kijilikas...go and see in any hi-fi restaurants...those romance scenes of Romeo and juliet...it is more appealing to me though my heart is kaluvi oothifying me for staring at them and their jalabulajanks...but my mind and something wont listen...

I eagerly clicked on 3 others expecting some thirupura sundari or manvizhi...but later realized that they were spinning around with somebody else...I doubt them giving you company even if they are free...rumours spread that the last time you took them to pune warriors game( bloody bastard!!! does she even give a fuck about cricket ?) and had large cheese burger,large fries and diet coke(Dei nadhari saapda vendiyadhu ellam saaptitu enadu ma**** diet coke vendi kedakudhu?)...I appreciate that you had made a girl pay for those...first time in history...otha chuck it...she had spent a ransom hoping that you would do something nice and romantic...but what you did ? "cheese burger la cheese adhigam la"...apuram enna mayithuku da cheese burger vangina ? Err....poor thirupu would have expected an orgasm but all that came out was (from her mouth :P) "poda pu***"...

I could see a lot of tweets from you telling how the pitch was in the first half,how ganguly actually caught a ball(ada...cricket ballunga) and how dragging the second innings was...It was so evident that you were not watching the match and you were toying with your mobile...seri vidu machi...match nalla irundha nee pathruka matiya enna!!! what are you trying to phove?? &&% nee smart phone vechiruka na? you have twitter account?? otha baadu just tell me how many followers you have in twitter? Dint you call me on that day you created twitter account and beseeched me to follow you? we never asked for your expert reviews..After you are back home,the first thing you would do is to check how many notifications you have..There will be only one notification and with very much antsyness you will click on it...what do you see ? "Munsamy has sent you a request in FarmVille"..omg!!! Nobody has acknowledged your "check in" status update...Then what you do? Refresh the page every 5 mins to see if someone has liked or commented on your status..Eventually you end up doing what the masses do,like your own status(than kaiye thanaku udhavi!!!!!!) and plead me to like your status.

To all Govindasamys out there,I will tell you one thing...do you think will be tagged as "cool" when you do all such gimmicks - at cinemas,at bowling,at restaurants...No you will be called in a word which sounds similar to cool.Dai figure kooda indha edathukellam poneenga na podu..adha pathu enna madhiri 4 peru porama paduvom,oothuvom...illa 4 porambokunga kooda ponana nalla kaluvi kaluvi oothuvom...