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Its Complicated!!!!

Touchwood!! I was pestered by so many people(and bed bug..apparently Ive never seen them in bed) if someone called Govindsamy do really exist, and the answer is NO! My protagonists are not individuals rather they are portrayal of each one of you. After reading the last post if you had wanted to ask me if it was about you, then you are a ‘Govindsamy’. Apparently names of my protagonists are conclusive of what they really are. If you are still dumb ass not able to figure out what I am trying to tell, then think of Velayutham climax – “nanum unga ellar madhiriyum VELAYUDHAM yaro nu velila thedi thedi, kadaisiya velila thedra vishayam illa, unakulla  irukra dhairiyam ku peru tahn da VELAYUDHAM nu therinjikittaen” . I am experimenting something of this sort .

This post is about the likes of Rahuls and Shreyas. They are the people who think they have the patent to the word ‘LOVE’. While reading this post if you could see your traits in Rahul/Shreya, be gallant enough to accept that this post is about you. If you feel I did not talk about you in this post as well as the last one, then wait for the next one.

First thing Rahul does after getting hooked up with Shreya is to change the relationship status in FaceBook. Thankfully FaceBook doesn’t give a prompt message saying “Sorry, you cannot be in a relationship with Shreya because she is already in a relationship with Ramesh”!! Yea, Shreya was comparatively late to change her relationship status but quick enough to fall in another relationship. Girls don’t give much importance to trivial things such as changing relationship status; all they are bothered about is how many likes they get to the display picture. He expects people to acquiesce this but he gets only 17 likes and 6 comments for the relationship status change.(PS: keep track of the trend in number of likes and comments). Yea only 17 likes, isn’t it obvious which guy would like his friend sleeping with a good looking girl. The people who liked are the ones who really don’t like Rahul but know what Shreya really is. They clicked on the ‘Like’ button thinking “Otha!! saavu da”.

One fine morning,Rahul puts up a status update “I Love You With All My Heart !! “.Dai.. Why don’t you love her with your BUTT?? It’s definitely bigger than your heart. People like Rahul exasperate me by equating heart to love. Have you seen a real heart?? It is deformed and disgusting unlike the one with an arrow in it. Rahul updated the Status with an incitement to show his pride and chivalry unlike Shreya who updated her status to irritate her ex. Only a woman can understand that pleasure in seeing a Man cry. (0 Likes 1 Comment and the comment was -“Machi unaku oru figure kidaikumbothu, enaku onnu kidaikatha enna??!??”)

Days pass by. Androgen(I think) in Rahul’s body reaches the threshold and does JalaBulaJanks.. He doesn’t  know what to do. Eventually he ends up sharing the video “Nenjukul Peidhidum” from Varanam Ayiram with the title ‘Mudiyala!!!’ (2 likes and 0 comments – two people liked it because porn was blocked in their office) Mudiala na go to the loo da, why do you think God has given you hands?. People like Rahuls are so dense that they don’t know what to do when they are in love. Choosing your girlfriend’s name as the password. How often do you expect Shreya to change her password, she changes her boyfriend every month. Sending text messages to Music Channels – “ 143 Shreya” . Grow up Man, 143 was used when your father was in school.

Dai Rahul I have a doubt da. Why the fuck do you write something encrypted on Shreyas wall. If you want only her to understand it, why don’t you text her. You think you are  DanBrown?? . I could decrypt it , all you used was Caesar’s Square, the elementary form of encryption. Manasula etho 128 bit encryption key use pannatha nenapu!! After decrypting I expected some Gilma stuff, paatha oru mairum ila, all you said to her was “Love you Honey, feel like kissing you”.


Most stupidest thing you both do on FaceBook is to make obvious that you both are in love. Liking all her Profile pictures, even the pic where she is brushing. Seriously,only a girl would upload a pic of herself brushing with foam all over her mouth. Eeeeeew looked like she was back from a BlowJob session.  I understand da Rahul, if you don’t like her pics or status updates, she would call you and insist you to like them. Whereas if you ask her to like your pics, by default the reply would be “Poda!, enaku vera velai illaya??”. You upload a pic of you and your cousin preethi  who is married, she calls you up and asks you to remove it, she justifies it by telling that she is possessive. Whereas she uploads a pic, in which she wears a spaghetti(astronomical amount of cleavage seen) and there are four or five guys with their hands around your girl (PS: all those guys wearing their jean way below their waist, each one of them wearing the same brand of underwear.) Still she calls you up and fights with you for not liking that pic.. Errrr..  Why this kolaveri di??!??

 We could endure your behaviour till you both are in the same city. The moment either one of you leaves for a different city, Sethom Da!! This inane ‘Love’ makes you people a prolific poet. Don’t you people think of anything else other than impressing your girlfriend with stupid and irritating one liners such as “I will love you until Tom catches Jerry.” Otha if I catch you, setha da nee!! Rahul after going to new place turns out to be a surprise, all girls over there go ga-ga over him. Now its Rahul’s turn to irritate Shreya. He puts every pic possible to make her jealous. He forgets the day they both fell in love. Shreya had expected he would call her on that day. She creates a big fuss on FB by putting up a morose status. Obviously stolen from somewhere. Definitely there is a Ctrl +C and Ctrl +V behind a Girl’s status.  (39 likes and 24 comments – 39 Romeos have already started hitting on Shreya. Think even I clicked on the ‘Like’ :D).

Rahul is extremely annoyed and changes his relationship status to ‘Its Complicated’ ( 95 likes 55 comments – Most of his friends are happy for the fact that he is not happy) Now for Fuck Sake will someone explain to me what is ‘its complicated’ – Rahul and Shreya are in love with each other, but Shreya and Rahul’s cousin Rohit had a casual fling, knowing this Rahul banged Rohit’s Girlfriend. But Rohit’s girlfriend turns out to be Shreya’s sister. Shreya wants to irritate Rahul , so she sleeps with Rahul’s brother – Huh! This complicated???

Things go haywire. Its time for Rahul to become a ‘SOUP BOY’. This may be hard times for Rahul and Shreya, but believe me it is agony for rest of us. The videos,pics and quotes they post, unbearable. You post some love failure song with the title ,’Whattey lyrics, So True, Love is Shit!!’ If it is shit why do you want to taste it again and again? Then you go to some one’s wall and comment on his posts –“Machi ponnungala nambatha da!!”  Periar, thiruvaluvar,Kambar solliye kekatha naanga nee solli keka poroma?? On the other side, I like Shreya’s attitude, Super Cool. No beard, No saraku , No sad videos but focussed on one thing – Yaaru thalaila next molaga araikalam!! The interesting thing is how these people part ways. Rahul gets to know that he is no longer Shreya’s boyfriend one fine morning on FaceBook. Shreya’s status read – Irukuravuluku oru aalu, illathavaluku oooralam aalu!! Pha need guts to post such a status and definitely a stronger heart to read it.

Then comes the D day. Rahul changes his relationship status to ‘Single’ ( Othaaa!! 224 likes and 113 comments – Meaning 224 of his friends are still single and like their friend to be single too.) But as always thunbathilayum oru inbam irukum.Rahul was happy for one reason, he hasn’t got so many likes for any of his posts.

Dei Goindsamy!!!!!

Dude,wait let me "check in" what are we upto on Facebook!!!

Goindasamy: masalacafe - Brooklyn,NY with vaidyanathan,Pallavan,Kamadhevan and 3 others

Enda ennaya vambuku ilukareenga?

naan ketana? seriously does it bother me if you eat any shit? If it bothered I would have been in the futile list of 3 others.Dei Goindasamy tell me one thing frankly!!! India la nee restaurantuke ponadhu illaya? Then why? why me?

It would have got my earnest interest if there were any chicks in that 3 others...why do I care about doctor,dentist and sex therapist?podanga *ool.... Do you think its cool eating with these hospitals? No machi...definitely not...you are so cursed to eat with these boobyless friends of yours...I covet those bastards who roam with kijilikas...go and see in any hi-fi restaurants...those romance scenes of Romeo and juliet...it is more appealing to me though my heart is kaluvi oothifying me for staring at them and their jalabulajanks...but my mind and something wont listen...

I eagerly clicked on 3 others expecting some thirupura sundari or manvizhi...but later realized that they were spinning around with somebody else...I doubt them giving you company even if they are free...rumours spread that the last time you took them to pune warriors game( bloody bastard!!! does she even give a fuck about cricket ?) and had large cheese burger,large fries and diet coke(Dei nadhari saapda vendiyadhu ellam saaptitu enadu ma**** diet coke vendi kedakudhu?)...I appreciate that you had made a girl pay for those...first time in history...otha chuck it...she had spent a ransom hoping that you would do something nice and romantic...but what you did ? "cheese burger la cheese adhigam la"...apuram enna mayithuku da cheese burger vangina ? Err....poor thirupu would have expected an orgasm but all that came out was (from her mouth :P) "poda pu***"...

I could see a lot of tweets from you telling how the pitch was in the first half,how ganguly actually caught a ball(ada...cricket ballunga) and how dragging the second innings was...It was so evident that you were not watching the match and you were toying with your mobile...seri vidu machi...match nalla irundha nee pathruka matiya enna!!! what are you trying to phove?? &&% nee smart phone vechiruka na? you have twitter account?? otha baadu just tell me how many followers you have in twitter? Dint you call me on that day you created twitter account and beseeched me to follow you? we never asked for your expert reviews..After you are back home,the first thing you would do is to check how many notifications you have..There will be only one notification and with very much antsyness you will click on it...what do you see ? "Munsamy has sent you a request in FarmVille"..omg!!! Nobody has acknowledged your "check in" status update...Then what you do? Refresh the page every 5 mins to see if someone has liked or commented on your status..Eventually you end up doing what the masses do,like your own status(than kaiye thanaku udhavi!!!!!!) and plead me to like your status.

To all Govindasamys out there,I will tell you one thing...do you think will be tagged as "cool" when you do all such gimmicks - at cinemas,at bowling,at restaurants...No you will be called in a word which sounds similar to cool.Dai figure kooda indha edathukellam poneenga na podu..adha pathu enna madhiri 4 peru porama paduvom,oothuvom...illa 4 porambokunga kooda ponana nalla kaluvi kaluvi oothuvom...

Aminjikarai to Amerigaa....

“Should I read this post?? Last post was a verbose!! I don’t have time and patience to read some futile article. Woah, this guy must be some Nostradamus!” Did I discern what you are thinking right now? I know, I write some counterproductive crap. The trend right now is to belittle your work so that you get an unexpected mammoth response which you shamelessly expected. This is a flop song, absolute nonsense.1 million hits and still counting. WTK!! So I thought even I will start with a flagrant disclaimer. So, to all of you who are either busy writing ten thousand lines of code or doing an intern in Google, if you don’t have time to read this big a post, scroll to the bottom of the page and have a laugh(Hopefully) at the picture which is the gist of this post.

This one is about Kandasamy(‘s) who finished his Engineering in Palayathu Amman College of Engineering. I don’t understand why college owners are fascinated to christen their colleges with Amman names. Kandasamy got an admit to Water – Melon University. Yes, even I was puzzled !??!! Then he elucidated that this Univ is an adversary to Carnegie Melon and it is in Masachuooos. Where??? Massachusetts it is.500 bucks to any of you who could enunciate it properly. Poor Kandasamy don’t laugh at him. These types of guys are serious exhibitionists (Halo Girlsu you are also included, this instance is just about kandasmy. Ok va?) He starts bragging the moment he gets on to the Airplane. He updates his status, “Landed safely in Dubai. Waiting for my connecting flight” Wish you hadn’t, someone should have Hijacked the flight. To hell with smart phones. You guys update your status even if you are constipated. If you are going to update your status 10 times a day, better use Twitter you jerks. 

Kandasamy changes his FaceBook display name, KANDY. It would have suited you better, had you replaced the only vowel in the name with the last vowel. You should see the choice of cuss words Kandy uses here in US. The guy who was using curse words such as Oth* and Baad* back home in Chennai, suddenly starts using Fuc* and Bitc*.  How remotely is it possible for you to change from “Oth* semma figure da!!” to “Shes Fuc*ing hot Dude!!” in a span of thirty days. Between why do we all prefix Otha* with whatever we speak (Even Girls - #India shining). Oth* semma sapadula,Oth* sooper padam da, Oth* mokka podran da!! Oth* chuck it, let’s talk about Kandy. You should see the slang he uses. The guy who used to beseech to his friends in college for money, “Machi 100 roobees iruntha thaada plz!!”  Goes there and says “ Yo man I need a grand!!”(Kadan kekura naai ku thimura paru!!) The only sport you followed and played a little was Cricket. Can’t help it, this game is imbibed in our blood. But you come here and update your status – “American Football at its best!!Wish Detroit lion wins this game”. Sometimes Rocket Science seems easier than these stupid American Sports. Watha!! Next time we see each other, you ought to explain me the rules of the game.

What did you eat for lunch when you were in India?? Thair sadham , aavaka ooruga* and chicken briani**

*    aathula irunthu amma box la koduthathu

**  Intha abhistu thopanar ku theriama friends kita pudungi sapitathu

But what do you order when you are in an American Cuisine? Maple roasted chicken Breast. May be you were allured seeing the last word.

What was your style quotient when you were there?  Some shirt and jean of an alien brand which you got in buy 3 get 4 offers from MegaMart. Puma look alike shoes from Satya Bazar. Citizen look alike watch from Alsa Mall. But I saw a pic of yours(Careful enough to select the backdrop so that it is obvious you are in US), where you were attired with a Gucci Jean , UCB T-shirt , Louis-Vuitton shoes and a  Fossil Watch. You put all these gear on a pig; it is still a dirty PIG. Unna sollala Machi!! You know what? Even your underwear was seen on that pic. But athu mattum the same old SudarMani.

You had a computer with Pentium 4, 512 MB RAM, CRT Monitor. But I saw a status update from you which shook me to death – “Stepping out of My windows to bite the Apple”, took me a minute to realize that this fucker has got a MacBook. Windows or Mac, ultimately you are going to use it just to watch porn, what difference does it make. Why do you retards install number of instant messaging clients - Skype, Yahoo Messenger, Gtalk, ooVoo, Fring, Trillian. Does someone really bother talking to you in any one of these messengers??  I got better things to do than talking to you (better things – watching porn). Since when did your diction change?? Songs become numbers, Coke Pepsi becomes Soda can, Macha becomes Mate.Seriously,no one back home is interested to see what shit you have cooked there. So stop posting those disturbing images. Do you think they will be bothered if it is raining or snowing here? “Snow, Chicago at its best.” Until then have you ever seen snow in your life barring ManiRatnam movies? But you behave as if you were some Eskimo.

Most irking thing is when you update status saying how badly you miss India – “Missing paani poori and Mom’s rasam”. How trivial things which were of no interest to you here in India suddenly becomes interesting and concerning.  He literally starts a count down on FaceBook as if he is going to launch a GSLV (That is the only rocket I have heard of, not sure if it’s a Rocket though). I dont give a shit if you are excited about getting back to India.  Once you go back, My God the way you brag about US is inadmissible. After you land in Chennai – “is this Chennnnnaiii??” Shivaji padam RajniKanth nu ninapu. Carrying an Aquafina bottle with you all the time, using hand sanitizers often, you bemoan that you are used to left hand driving and find it difficult to drive here. Otha...did you have a car here? I thought you worked in a food court cleaning people's shit.......

Change is inevitable, but seeing you people change drastically is a lousy thing. People like K*NDY are deluded into the wrong thinking that people back in India will adore you only when you do such artifice. No, instead it is really irritating seeing you people change radically. Why do you want to lose your identity?  Well oiled and neatly partitioned hair is your identity. Why do you want to go there and make your head look like a wet Pomeranian dog? You can change your attire, you can have a hair do, you can change your slang and you can change anything extraneous. But remember, it’s infeasible to change what actually you are. You are still a narrow minded, perverted, dogmatic, obstinate, begrudging swine and a PARTISAN (you know why it is in caps). okkk....I cannot fritter away my time thinking about you; I need to update my status "In Niagara falls...watching Nik Wallenda crossing Niagara"

Height of Awesomeness!!!

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table.

To My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being fifty-four years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my eighteen years old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight.



When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table.

My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being fifty-four years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also fifty-four years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is eighteen years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - eighteen goes into fifty-four a lot more times than fifty-four goes into eighteen!

Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

Hi கூ!!!

                                                                                   தாவணிகளிலும்

                                                                                   புடவைகளிலுமே

                                                                            தேவதைகளை நினைத்து

                                                                                    பழகிவிட்ட மனது

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                                                                                        டி சர்ட்டிலும்

                                                                                     பார்ப்பவர்களை

                                                                                         தேவதைகளாக

                                                                                      ஏற்க மறுக்கிறது

தண்ணீரை மறைத்ததனால் 

அரிவாள் வெட்டு

இளநீருக்கு !!!

Men vs Women

Have you ever Googled – “How to avoid a break up?” or have you searched for a book with the title “How to have a healthy relationship”? (PS: Foreign Author, No credibility for Charulatha publications in this Topic: D) If you haven’t, the day isn’t far. Someday you will definitely want to know the reason why things are not working as expected between you two. Even if you read all such books and thesis written by some old bearded jerk professor from some American university, things won’t work as expected. Men and Women can never be compatible. Then you may ask, why in this world they fall in love. No one will acquiesce to the bitter truth until they experience it. It is characteristic of one gender to bemoan the other. I am not going to denounce Women for the break ups. I am just going to write how Men and Women think differently. But this post may be inclined towards Men. (PS: I am not a Male Chauvinist, Mother Promise!)

Men and Women don’t get along too well because their views are always contradictory. Women start thinking about marriage the moment guys propose to them. But Men often forget that a relationship should ultimately end up in a marriage. Marriage is always a burden to Men.She calls up her boy friend in the night, she sends a text message asking him to call, starts with the routine topics –What you doing? What did you eat? Women’s mind is like a monkey. It just can’t sit in one place. All of a sudden she wants to talk about their marriage. Not just that. She would think of a name for her kids, which school to put them in. (What will you do if your guy is impotent??) What do you think your boyfriend will be doing at the other end while you are talking such topics – he will be playing Angry Birds.(One sec..Am I saying the other way? I sense so but lemme continue with the flow) Women are too futuristic. They would plan their wardrobe for the week next today. Every girl knows what she is going to wear to office the next day (Salwar,duppata if she wears one,footwear,earings,Maskara color,other accessories) unlike Men, who will get up from the bed, take bath, see if he has any shirt in the wardrobe. If all his shirts are to be washed, he calls up his manager and informs that he is sick and gets back to sleep. How do you expect Men to think that far in life??

Men usually update their relationship status with the Girl’s name tagged. All his Guy friends will definitely click on that hyperlink and check the Girl’s profile. He likes to hear this comment from his friends –“Dai unaka ipidi oru figure ah???” That is the only moment where you can see a Guy blushing. But Women usually don’t update their relationship status, may be because FaceBook allows only one Guy’s name to be tagged. Women are always cautious, worried about the future. They usually don’t like their future boyfriend to know about the past relationships. That is the reason why they keep their relationship under cover.

You can easily fit Men into a single framework; there are only two types of Men under the sun – One who drinks and one who doesn’t. But if you try assorting Women, I am not sure if we would be able to finish it even after several light-years. Each day we keep encountering a devious and baffling female. All Men think alike. They have lot of things in common unlike Women. Mathematically speaking A n B is an infinite set for Men and a Null set for Women. Sex, Booze and TV are things which unite men. Men and Women are sexually incompatible and that is why Men still continue to pay for sex. Many factors influence a Woman’s desire for sex and almost nothing impacts a Man’s. A woman will spend several hours getting ready for a date, she would have meticulous adherence to her looks, dress, hair, nails and accessories. She will spend the evening with him waiting for him to compliment her dress, hair or nail and will be hurt when he doesn’t. But the Guy will notice nothing except the dress and that too with a sense of irritation as he figures out how difficult it will be to take off. He will spend the evening wondering how much the evening is costing him and how long before he can go home and have sex. Guys think about sex even when they are stranded in a lonely island.

A guy abuses another guy then they both are friends, if he abuses another guy’s mom then they both are best friends. A Guy can either be a friend or a best friend to another guy unlike Women who can be acquaintances, just friends, friends, good friends, close friends or best friends. Whatever a Girl says is always antagonistic. If she says to her friend – “you are looking cute in this picture” it means her friend is looking awful. If she says “Go ahead”, she is not giving you her assent instead she is daring you. Thanks and Thanks a Lot don’t mean the same. She is sarcastic if she says Thanks a Lot. “That’s Ok” is the most formidable word she can use to a Man to threaten him that he will pay for his mistakes later. “Whatever!” is a Woman’s way of telling Fu*k you!!

Relationships are all about compromise. But Men and Women actually want different things. Women seek attention, they want to Shop all the time, eat out at restraunts and Party. But Men want Beer, Sex and to be left alone on the couch to watch TV. Since their interests are not in accord, neither can spend any time with the other while doing what they want to be doing so why Bother???

Down in the dumps...not for long

Silence is an attribute of divine.The eternal silence of this infinite space fills me with dread.But why I am here? In the wee hours when the whole world ( not literally...whole world never sleeps) is sleeping....why? Am I stupid?

I say YES.I was stupid fucker to mess up the last time which has made me to be here alone staring at the walls thinking of something.The words of her still rings in my ears."You cant do it".Yes.That was the moment I could not take.I have failed.The moment I would never forget.I am thinking about it all the time.My heart cringes everytime I think about it.How was I so stupid? Is it the luxury of no responsibilities?How can I fail? I cannot.I am the SURYA.I cant fail. Well atleast nobody can say me "You have failed". Man Utd gaffer Ferguson says "The characterstic of winners is not losing but rising again from the loss".I cannot and SHOULD NOT lose.I will prove people wrong.SURYA will be back.

Well atleast for the stupid man living far(literally) but near(not literally) me.


The man of virtue makes the difficulty to be overcome his first business, and success only a subsequent consideration.

Some random thoughts...

damn!!! jus when i started writing about some other topic,my fucking inner mind is forcing me to write this...

Love
has there been any one in the world who properly defined this?

some bloody fool has written like this in dictionary:

a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person

i am asking him just a question...how much profound or passionate affection can be qualified as love
(ffs love here doesnt mean love for a girl...u can love anybody in the world!!!)

if love is being with them in difficult situations and taking care of them im in love with everybody in the world
except one(i dont care how that one fucking cunt,bastard is).

the hierarchy comes like this...my bro,my parents,my friends....(ill discuss about these people on a separate day)

now comes the bloody thinking which forced me to write this

love for a girl

first i have a few qustions:

can love sustain without lust?
is it possible to love a girl and at the same time like a girl?
can all the fuckers in the world accept that there is no such term called "just friend"?
is it possible to love a girl/boy all the time,every nanosecond?
is there anything called love at first sight?

now lemme answer these questions( these things are my own personal opinion and it may differ...so dont mistake me
or think that im a dumb person ) also love here refers to love for a girl only and nothing else

first ques : love cannot sustain without lust!!i can even as far as saying that love doesnt even start without a 
feeling...may b the level may vary from person to person,i can safely assure that all the stags/gals who r in love
have that lust somewhere in the nook of their heart...im not saying its bad...does any pair who have done love marriage
go,just sit simply in first night and come back or just do sex for the name sake? accept it..there is nothing wrong 
in this...some may say...dont people marry even after knowing that they cant have sex? but i say sex is not the 
only form of lust!...hope the retards understand...


second ques : of course it is possible...some dumbasses must understand that love is different from like...y cant u 
love and like at the same time? i say these are not mutually exclusive...u love ur gal so much and u like that girl
also...but that doesnt mean u forget about ur girl and go after her....

third ques : i suppose this is the more trickiest of all...when i ask that question r ppl ready to answer? many even
doesnt know...u either have some kind of attraction towards them or u dont have any such feeling...thats what difference is..
this just friend is a cat on the wall story...these people want to stay on the wall...and jump whichever side they want whenever they want...
i know some people have some reservations in this...because they are not realising it...

fourth ques :
 i say this is not at all possible...and im sorry to say that...how can u b like that? u have ur own wishes,ur own 
thinking,ur own body...and ill say there will b a time when u get irritated with ur gal/boy...and there is nothin
wrong in that...

fifth :

i say there is nothin called love at first sight..very simply there is lust at first sight or attraction at first
sight...all the people who say there is love at first sight...im saying u that is attraction...the thing which happens
after that is love...so please understand that!!!


some more random thinking :

* u can even love a prostitute/giggalo
* sex is not the only thing but it is also one of the thing(not mandatory)
* there is no wrong with a girl/boy having history of love-breakups...the biggest mistake is hiding that to the 
  present one...u should b true to the present one...no cheatin allowed here...thats the biggest mistake one can
  ever do...
* love always takes u to the extremes...be it joy or sorrow...


pps : these things are my opinions and never intended to hurt anyone or intended at any one...people may have 
different views...im appologising for that...